Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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