Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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