when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Shame - the story of my life.
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