i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
