I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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