Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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