i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I want to fling myself into the sun
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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