blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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