Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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