He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Randomize
