This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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