It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
wow bdsm is so cute
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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