glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
