NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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