is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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