I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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