As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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