I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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