windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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