its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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