After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Sorry my hands just texted you
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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