Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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