And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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