last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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