Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
now i know why i became what i already was.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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