Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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