have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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