All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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