I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
its liver damage thursday
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize