I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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