Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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