I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Success! We fucked roommates!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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