belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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