If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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