isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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