I think i peed on brittanys purse
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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