i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
soo... how was my night?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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