Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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