whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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