Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
do herpes really smell.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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