No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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