That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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