Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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