I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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