Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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