He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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