its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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