I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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