on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I accidentally burped into my bong.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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