I cockslap morals
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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